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Shake you Groove Thang, Its Friday! before/after I've got Fridays off until August. So I'm going to go shake my groove thing to the Stones, until another, better plan comes along. I'll be half-naked, shaking my groove thing in a town full of hill-billies. Can't you hear the theme from deliverance playing somewhere in the back ground? They will sulk into my house in staw hats and overalls, toting a jug of moonshine and spitting tobbacco juice on the hard wood floors. The horror. "Boy! You've got a pretty mouth!" "Squeal! Squeaaaallll" If you want to read something funny, check out the Monkey-Man entry. Even in my warped mind, that amused me, I updated it last night. I'll hit you back later. Cause I've got to go shake my groove thing, and...get raped by hillbillies, I guess. I'll put up a good fight. I'm strong. I'm tough. With my luck, they'll have tazers, bloodhounds, and a twelve gauge shot-gun. With spittle in the corners of their mouth, and a feverish look in the eye. Modern day hillbilies. Fuckers.
I have no idea where that came from, but I don't care.
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