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The Proch before/after
I just want to sit on my proch, smoke grass and play guitar for a girl.
Is that so wrong?
I suppose. Since I have no idea what a proch is. Sounds kinda' nasty.
A porch I could see. Doing that on a porch would be fine, wholesome fun. A proch, I don't know.
And its impossible to find girls with any sort of credibility to smoke pot with these days. Or drop acid or whatever.
Especially on a proch. Like crotch, except with a p. Definite hinderance factor with the proch. Prochitude.
Shit dude, that'd be impossible. Finding a proch tolerant girl.
"C'mon sweetie. Lets go sit on my proch, smoke some grass , and let me play for you. Let me seranade you. "
"Not on your life, fucker. I don't even know what a proch is."
God, I love getting high with girls. They're the best!
Where did they all go?
I should write a song about that. Call it "Pot Smoking Girl." or "Pot Smoking Girls".
I won't say anything about the proch, though.
That's for later, in the Double Live Album.
That'll be all about the proch.
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