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Get Me The Fuck Outta' Here. before/after I have the feeling anymore not just that I need to leave this town, but more like I need to escape. Plans are coming, but not soon enough. In a related note, Vanilla Ice will no longer be a part of this weekend's 'Pig Gig' festival.� Instead, he will be replaced by 'Young MC', who has a new album out. Also, I have decided that I like working out, but that I generally don't like the gym people.� Anywhere. I decided this the day that I walked into my gym, after seeing a license plate that read 'Dr. Vibes', only to later hear the following conversation: "Oh, man, this is a tough workout, I don't know if I can make it." "What!� C'mon! Its late in the workout, baby, its your time to SHINE!" Sometimes I feel like life has failed me.� In an unrelated note, I encountered an genial old man in my father's office yesterday.� He was a charming bastard, all smooth with surrepititious eye winks and the casual lean.� Started going on about how he'd like a million dollars. "I'd rather win a million dollars in a lottery drawing, you know, rather than make it.� A million dollars would set me up well for the rest of my life."� he said. "You sure you've got that much left?"� I asked. �
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