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Sit right back, and you'll hear a tale... before/after
Who would you eat first if you ran Gilligan's Island and you were forced to partake in cannabalisim?
If I ran Gilligan's Island, and we ran out of coconuts and monkey to eat, well, then its down to cannabalisim. And if you ran the island, of course the knee jerk reaction is to grill up Gilligan steaks. Rack of gilligan. Ribs. The guy is bumbling around, destroying all of the Professor's inventions and convieneces, ruining several chances to get off of the island, and now, here it is, the moment of desperation, and all that simmering resentment comes to a head.
This would be wrong. He's too skinny.
Plus it would be like shooting a puppy that bumbles around and pisses on the carpet. He means well. He just fucks up all the time. Save him for later.
To start with, the Skipper has got to go. He's so large and fat, he could feed the tribe for a week, at least.
Then I'd arbitrarily put the Howells to death. Those weasely people are holding out somewhere. You know it. I know it.
But I wouldn't do that first. They're all old, and have very little nutitional value. Probably taste a bit gamey. Stringy, too, I'd bet.
That's what I'd do if I ran Gilligan's island and was forced to partake in cannabalisim.
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