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Mullet News Flash before/after
Local Man Witnesses Mullet Mating Ritual In Area Supermarket
Associated Press / Reuters
Denver, CO-- A local man was stunned into revulsion and silence Sunday after witnessing part of mullet mating ritual in an area supermarket Sunday evening.
While passing through the pasta aisle, the couple was seen to be engaged in a practice known as 'finger-banging', with the male camaromullet digitally penetrating his mate from behind in public.
"It was horrible and beautiful at the same time. I pretended not to see anything." said local man, Argentum, age 26. He added, "I think I'm scarred for life."
Camaromullets habitually practice compulsive mating behavior with rituals known as 'Smell My Finger', and 'Dad, Why Are You Touching My Naughty Place?'. This sighting is one of the few known and documented public sightings of camaromullet mating rituals on recent record.
It was not immediately known if the penetration was vaginal or anal.
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