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A Drug History of the Winnie the Pooh Genre before/after I'm not too fond of condescending kids books. Dr. Seuss rocked. The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. Right on. Especially when the Lion subjugated itself to the evil masses. Man, that gave me chills. Dr.Seuss was the man...'Course,... he's dead now. But Dick and Jane? Come on! Dullsville. Moronic. The Little Engine That Could was cool. But he was a little wired. Relax! Kick back! YOU know you can, WE know you can, what's the hurry, hoss? Winnie the pooh was okay. I recently went back, like in the past year, just to figure out what drugs these mugs consumed. Eeor: Demerol. Any downers. Valium, seconal, percoset, vicodin. Tigger: Crystal meth. Speed. White crosses. Ephedrine on the off days. And doubles up at night with coke, for the extra confidence. Piglet: Junkie. Smack, smack and more smack. Always fidgety, looking for his next "fix". Fuckin' mooch. Rabbit: Minor-league dealer. Acid freak. Peyote. Mescaline. Look at his eyes, and you'll know. Roo: Co-dependent speed freak with tigger. Skin pops speedballs on the weekend with piglet. Is a mule for rabbit. Owl: Gingko-balboa, ginsing, acid. St. John's Wort. Pooh: Major dealer in the forest. Competes with Rabbit for territory. Big into pot and excastsy. Had a coke habit, but quit. Gopher isn't in the fuckin' books, so he doesn't count. This isn't funny, but its been rattling around in the back of my head for a long time now, and if I don't get it out, it just STAYS in there, and blocks good stuff.
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