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Moo. before/after This whole 'mad-cow' epidemic is such a bizzarre happenning, surely moved by the unrelenting karma of the mass slaughter of bovines for years for profit. Billions of dead-cow souls, raving at the injustice, howl in anger and rage as yet another side of beef is hung in a frozen warehouse. "You killed mah brothah...moo." A slow moving terror sweeps across the globe as the massacre of generations upon generations of holstiens are avenged in the form of 'madcow' disease and the infamous 'hoof-and-mouth'. Science says we should have no fear of 'hoof-and-mouth' as it is a spore of no consequence to the human population, however a ticking time-bomb awaits us with the death of the 'mad-cow' variety, millions of protein eating a way at your brain, until you degenerate into a frothing unstable incommunicative mess, after a 16-30 year incubation period. This is a development I did not need. Analogous to being told sleeping is dangerous, or a monster lives in the basement of your home when one is a child. Welcome to the 21st century...where sex, rain, sunshine and a good steak can kill you.
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