Kernal Sanders
2001-01-26 - 21:48:44

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Had a good one at work today. One of the secretaries is a jocular 50+ year old woman, she's sometimes annoying, but means well. We have a freaky tight antagonsitic bond.

So she's coughing, right? Coughing like a motherfucker.

So I say,"Are you all right?"

She hacks a little more, and mumbles unintelligebly.

"What?" I ask.

"Just got a kernal stuck in my throat, sweetie." she replies.

Without missing a beat I say, "Is his name Sanders?"

Okay. So maybe I'm the only one who thinks this is funny. That's okay. So long as I'm amused.