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Glutton Bowl before/after Watched "The Glutton Bowl" on Fox. (Fox is an evil fuckin' network, but that is a whole 'nother diatribe.) As much as I decry 'reality TV', this form of it seems okay. It harkens back to small town America, hot summer days, and pie eating contests. The only way this gets better, in my estimation, is if they change the makeup of the pool of contestants. Beauty queens. Maybelline shills. All those shampoo hockers. Garuntee them all a million a pop, and watch America tune in. Skinny blondes and brunnettes with fuck me red lipstick and curled eye lashes, packing it in for all their worth, vomiting on the stage. Cowtongue, butter, eggs. Stuff it all away, honey. We paid a cool million to fatten up that ass. The spectacle would bring me glee. I'd almost rather watch that, than porn. Porn wouldn't make me laugh as much. Guess it depends on the type of porn, though.
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