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Cat Porn before/after This monday was my grandfather's birthday. He's getting old. Grandmother called everyone to her house for an impromptu birthday cake and ice-cream get-together. Not much has changed with grandma and grandpa over the years. Grandma' is still the quintessential fifties house wife. I wonder if that bred some anger in her, a life of seeming servitude. Then again, Grandma' might just be that sort that has some deeply hidden anger from childhood that I will never know. One thing is definitely new, however. They have some form of 'pseudo-cable'. I put it in quotes and such, because its not cable. Its some sort of open air signal that they pay 25 dollars a month to get, and gives them twenty useless channels, like two TNT's and so on. Why they opted for this rather than bona-fide cable beats the shit out of me. So, channel surfing is a new experience for them. My uncle stopped on the discovery channel, with he, myself, and grandma watching. He stopped at my behest. It was 'Wild Discovery' and they had a show on about lions. "Oh, great," I said, "Lions." On the program, a new pair of males came into the pride, chased off the old pride males, and proceeded to kill the young. Cleaning out the old, unrelated genetic material. I explained this to Grandma'. "Oh, is that what they're doing? That's horrible." she said, paying close attention. [And now, the female begins to flirt outrageously with the new males, shortly after he has killed her young. Since their untimely death, she will come into heat again.] I sensed what was coming up. "So...grandmother..." I began. Nothing. She was rapt as I've ever seen her. [She rubs up against him seductively, time and time again. Soon, the mating will begin.] I try again. "So...grandmother, about this cake and ice-cream of yours..." I start. Nothing. [The mating will take place hundreds of times over the next week. They will mate until exhasuted and fall asleep.] So, I'm watching big cats hump voraciously with my grandma'. "Grandma. GRANDMA. GRANDMA!!" I finally shout, unable to watch this with grandma' anymore. I startled her. She was that rapt. "Huh? What?" she said. "About that cake and ice-cream of yours..." I say. "Would you like some?" she asks. "Yes I would," I respond. "I'll go and get it ready."
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