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Bird Mentality
2001-06-28 - 3:59 p.m.


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Bird mentality.

Ever notice how birds wake up singing like mad? Sometimes it starts a little slow, but it doesn't take long.

So I thought about the bird mentality. Others say they sing upon wakeup for food or mating purposes.

I disagree. I think its pure joy. Pure joy, with no short-term memory.

"Hey ! What the fuck? WOOO-HOOOOO! I'm ALIVE. FUCK YEAH! WOOOO-HOOOO! YEAH! FUCK YEAH! HEY! ARE YOU ALIVE TOO!?"

"SHIT YEAH!"

"ROCK ON! WOOOO-OOOOO! HEY I'M ALIVE! LETS FUCK!"

So they commence to the fucking. And eating. And they get pissy with each other, because so-and-so fucked his chick, or took his food. Some are still horny, whatever.

So they chase each other mid-day.

"YOU MOTHERFUCKER! COME HERE! COME BACK HERE!"

or

"GIVE IT UP! GIVE IT UP! GIVE IT UP! FUCKMEFUCKMEFUCKME! GIVE IT UP! GIVE IT UP! GIVE IT UP! FUCKMEFUCKMEFUCKME!"

(can't you just hear it?)

Then, after they've filled up with food, which takes all day, they get sleepy, like we all do, and crash out.

Then morning arrives.

"Hey ! What the fuck? WOOO-HOOOOO! I'm ALIVE. FUCK YEAH! WOOOO-HOOOO! YEAH! FUCK YEAH! HEY! ARE YOU ALIVE TOO!?"

"SHIT YEAH!"

"ROCK ON! WOOOO-OOOOO! HEY I'M ALIVE!...."

Bird mentality: balls out, all the time--no short term memory.

 


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