Advice for FreakShow Artists and Neglectful Mothers of Bed-Pissers
2006-07-27 - 15:18
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Argentum over
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only hope
that eventually he will get over it.]
DEAR MARGO: I recently went on a trip with several friends for a
"guys only"
weekend. Since we were staying overnight, I shared a room with one of these
friends, "Bob." He and I and our wives are very close
friends, having vacationed
together. I decided to bring some very personal pictures of my wife
with me. For
me, two days away from my wife is a very long time. The plan was to make sure
the pictures were in a safe place at all times.
Unfortunately, I consumed more alcohol than I should have and left the pictures
out. Before I woke up and realized what I had done, my friend had already seen
the pictures. Initially, I was in a state of shock -- I couldn't believe I had
exposed my wife like this.
Eventually, my friend and I got in a pretty detailed discussion of our
wives. At
some point I realized that I actually liked that he saw my wife like that.
Several months have gone by, and I can't stop thinking about it. I'm not sure
why, but I want my friend to see my wife like that again.
I've come close to asking him if he wants to see more pictures of her, but I
stop myself. He seems to be uncomfortable with the situation -- maybe even a
little remorseful that he told me so much about his own wife.
My question is this: Is it normal that I want to "show off"
my wife? What is it
that makes me want to do it?
--- EXHIBITIONIST?
Well, EXHIBITIONIST, there's no such thing as
"normal". Its and
overused word with no real definition to it. So you want
to show off
what you have. This isn't as far out as you would think in the world of
kink. A lot of people all over the world do a lot of different
things with
their sexuality to get their kicks, and a large percentage of it goes
undocumented and un-discussed. However, if you're going to persist
with this you're going to have to talk to your wife about it. Explain to
her that it turns you on, and that you enjoy sharing her
sexiness. And who
knows, she may surprise you and enjoy the attention, or be open for a whole lot
more. Maybe she'll wants to put on a show. Maybe she wants to
have someone watch you fuck her. Maybe she wants you to watch her fuck
another guy. Or even pull a threesome with you and your friend. You
may be surprised what she (and you) may be up for. Regardless, in the
discussion, be open, and be honest. Also, in anything you do, be
discreet.
And send me pictures.
DEAR ABBY: I want to thank you for an article you wrote that my mother kept
for my nephew. Because of it, my 13-year-old son is now cured from bed-wetting.
You had mentioned Hargitt House Foundation for helping children who
wet the bed.
Well, after only nine weeks, my son is dry! He can now enjoy going to
sleep-overs
when he was too embarrassed to go anywhere overnight. My sanity has
returned. You don't know how angry I felt to wake up to all those urine-soaked
sheets every morning. I know I should not have gotten angry with him, but when
you are frustrated every day, it wears on you. I know it wasn't his fault or
anything that he did wrong. I feel so guilty for treating him as if it were.
My son is truly a different child now. They changed his diet, he is
more rested,
and he is joyful and pleasant to be around. Thanks so much to you and
to Hargitt
House for allowing my son to have his self-esteem back. -- TRACEY IN TEXAS
Dear TRACEY,,
Your kid is a teenage bed-wetter? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
WTF is WRONG with you? Couldn't you get that poor sap some help before
it came to this? Do you know how bad this will be for him
psychologically?
Christ, I see pamphlets for this shit on my way into the fuckin' grocery
store! I've seen goddam adds in the paper! I'm swamped with this
shit, and I got no such problem! And you wait until this bed-pisser is a
TEENAGER to get him help? WTF is WRONG with you?!!!
And you got angry at HIM? How long until this dude is in a clock-tower
with a gun?
Get over yourself!! You're a parent now!!
YOU SHOULDA' GOT HIM HELP FUCKING YEARS AGO, YOU STUPID CUNT!
Fuckin' idiot. I swear.
--Argentum
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