Superman
2005-02-08 - 12:32 a.m.
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One of my professors--my only professor this semester, the division chair-- was discussing threat assesment.
"...and would it make sense, then, to make a plan in case someone throws a molotov cocktail on your roof if you live in an eight story building? Only Superman could do that." he said.
I raised my hand.
"Well, you're shit outta' luck if Superman's coming after you." I said, deadpan.
A classmate raised his hand and chimed in.
"Yeah, and I don't think he'd use a molotov cocktail, either. I think he'd use his laser beam eyes."
Later on, the professor spoke about contingency planning.
"Why would it not be a good idea for the boss to take the tape, throw it in his briefcase and take it home?" he asked.
I raised my hand.
"In case Superman mugged him with a Molotov cocktail?" I said.
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