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Shooting Fish In The Pedophile Barrel
2003-02-07 - 1:13 a.m.


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I only watched breif parts of the michael jackson thing.  Better things to do, and I already sussed this one out awhile ago.

Its just sad.

(at what point does your shit get so out of hand that...owning a statue of peter pan, the elephant man bones, and an amusement park make sense?  Is it before or after you bed the twelve year old?

Fuck.  There was a time that I felt bad about smoking pot...)

I didn't realize that some alien came down, killed michael, took his body, making it white in the process.  A child raping, obvious plastic surgery denying, peter pan idolizing, elephant man bones owning alien.

There is a difference between lying, and lying insanely.  Lying psychotically.  Where you don't even know you're lying.  This alien is all about it. 

Or maybe not...maybe that's the key, and why some subnormals around the world still believe him support this empire of pedophelia punctuated in one man, er, alien.  He's NOT lying, BECAUSE HE IS THE ALIEN AND THE HUMAN KNOWN AS MICHAEL IS DEAD.

C'mon.  How many forty year old men do you know that invite 12 year old boys to sleep in their beds?

Fucking riiiiiiiiight.  Not even if they're related.  It just doesn't happen, man.  Unless you're a fucking pedophile.  Or fighting pedophilic urges and walking a tightrope daily and nightly, as the roller coaster wheels, the ferris wheel turns, and the carousel goes round and round in your front yard of your pedophilic lair.

And have settled a lawsuit that accuses you of being a pedophile out of court, rather than clearing your name.

I'm not into violence, but it seems weaved into the fabric of the times.  We, the villagers, should gather with pitchforks and torches at the gates of the ranch, and drive the mother out.  Burn him.  He is afraid of fire, they say, and will not be missed.  Do it for the children.

If there is still anyone out there who doesn't belive he's a pedophile...stay the fuck away from me.  Don't read my thoughts.  Don't call, don't write, don't suck up my oxygen.

In point of fact, do us all a favor and jump off of the same balcony that Michael would jump off of if all the world's children were destroyed.

Fuh-reak.


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