Randomness
2002-06-29 - 3:56 p.m.
before/after
strangely
non-functional guestbook
Randomness: � I walked into the parking lot a few days ago at the gym A woman was wandering through the parking lot also, looking like she couldn't find her car. "Lost your car, huh?" I asked. "No," she replied, "I lost my friend." "Oh, that's too bad. Is it that woman over there?" I asked, indicating a woman sitting on a bench. She looked. "No, that's not her. I think she left without me. I had all these things to do and I..." "You're chronically late, aren't you." I accused. "Well..." she said. "Honesty." I prompted. "Yes." "Well, I'm sorry you lost your friend." "Me too," she said, "Thanks for trying." "I did try." I said, then got into my car. "Seeya'." I opened the moonroof and put the windows down. As I pulled through the parking lot, I said in a flimsy high-pitched matronly falsetto, "Oohhh, noooo, looook at meeee. I lost my friend. Oh-oh-oh-oh. Ohhhh-noooo. Feeeeel sorry for meeeee. I lost my friend. Oh-oh-oh-oh." Then I realized that likely she could still hear me and I stopped. ------- I pulled into the carwash. A sixteen year old girl was there taking money. Maybe seventeen. "Hi," I said, pulling out a fiver. "How are you?" "Just the five dollar wash. Okay." she said taking the money. She was blond with a pony tail and pink, pink, pink fingernails. Flat chested, yes, but a decent figure otherwise. She was a sort of perky cute girl, much in flavor seemingly between a really tasty peice of traditional flavored gum and a minty sort of "woah, that's fresh" piece of spearamint. Young. No taste test possible. "Oh, I'm doing good. I'm hot." she said. "YEAH YOU ARE." I said. She giggled and blushed. "I like your nail polish," I continued, "Would you say that's bubblegum or straight on pink?" I asked. She looked confused, yet feeling complimented. "I...(giggle) don't even know. I...I...(giggle) uhhhh....lost the polish bottle." "Oh, " I said quietly, "That's sad. Thanks, sweetie." And I drove off. ------- I went to Taco Hell a few days ago to get some iced tea. "I want the largest possible iced tea you have to offer me." I spoke into the speaker. "Okay." the girl said. "I want to be able to swim in it." I said. "Okay," said the girl, "Dollar forty four." I pulled up, and a sixteen year old girl leaned out with my iced tea. It was rather large. "Your swimming pool, sir," she said, and proceeded to giggle. �
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