The Proch
2001-08-06 - 3:50 p.m.
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Welcome to GoLive CyberStudio 3 I just want to sit on my proch, smoke grass and play guitar for a girl. Is that so wrong? I suppose. Since I have no idea what a proch is. Sounds kinda' nasty. A porch I could see. Doing that on a porch would be fine, wholesome fun. A proch, I don't know. And its impossible to find girls with any sort of credibility to smoke pot with these days. Or drop acid or whatever. Especially on a proch. Like crotch, except with a p. Definite hinderance factor with the proch. Prochitude. Shit dude, that'd be impossible. Finding a proch tolerant girl. "C'mon sweetie. Lets go sit on my proch, smoke some grass , and let me play for you. Let me seranade you. " "Not on your life, fucker. I don't even know what a proch is." God, I love getting high with girls. They're the best! Where did they all go? I should write a song about that. Call it "Pot Smoking Girl." or "Pot Smoking Girls". I won't say anything about the proch, though. That's for later, in the Double Live Album. That'll be all about the proch.
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