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My Bush before/after Watched a porn on Saturday with some friends. (a guy and three girls) Interesting to see the girls reactions. I like watching porn and reading dirty magazines with girls. They walked in, eventually as they flitted about the house and I settled into one room reading Playb*y and watching football. They drank beer and waited for the game to end. I don't think they understood why I wasn't following after them or something. Anyway, I was reading those magazines and they filtered in, wanting to know what I was doing, curious as some girls (some would say all) girls are. They tried talking to me, and I was responsive, but I found that if there was a slip in the pace of the conversation, I would put my head back in the smut magazine, much like I did in college once when hanging out with my friends tripping in college. (strange, that...the trip evolved into the guys trying to pry me away from the smut and "join the group", and any girls that walked by from the sister floor to 'check on us' ended up sitting next to me reading the smut magazine...strangely happy time I did not recognize.) "You don't mind if I continue to read smut while you're here, do you?" I asked to one. "No, not at all," she said, "Who's in that one?" And so on... Eventually they all were in the same room, and the call went up for porn. We watched Buffy's An*l Adventure. Lousy. Buffy had disco bush. I mad a lot of bad noise about disco bush. And I started enquiries about my friend's experience with guys and trimmed bush. I asked if she had been with anyone with a trimmed bush, and my friend piped up, "I trim my bush." Which was an admission I hadn't expected. "I don't shape it into a heart or anything stupid like that," he said, "I just trim it. Common courtesy." Never expected to hear that. I have asked others about it, and the consensus seems to be: trim it, don't shave it. However, I have this weird desire to trim and shape my bush. I don't know why, except that I indulge my weird side more as I get older. Maybe trim it into elephant ears or something. Pehaps a well kept tapezoid. Maybe vary the shapes. A perfect circle would be good for laughs. Either way, I need to buy a trimmer. I let you know how it goes.
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