Mascot Mysteque
2002-03-24 - 6:06 p.m.
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Suppose you're in high school or college or whatever. And you have an animal for your team's mascot. And they trot that poor fucker out, and he does his thing. Do you root for it to shit on the other teams field? Do you? Is that a part of the mascot appeal? Tearing up another team's turf? "Hey, did you see Ralphie at the game?" "Yeah, man, he shit everywhere. Tore up the turf along the endzone." "Sweet."
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