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Big Blue Spongy Dick Problems
2003-04-03 - 2:33 p.m.


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What is this shit with the digital camera pop up ads?  They're marketed side-by-side with a big breasted woman who has no face, apparently.

One I saw today, the girl had a mocked up t-shirt that said,"I look great through a digital video camera."

Well, no shit.  She looks good regardless, that's probably the focus of what she does.  But getting a video camera does nothing as far as getting a guy closer to her.  Buy her porn, its cheaper.

Its like they're endorsing peeping toms of the cyber age.  Which can be a felony.

And what the fuck is up with these emails for viagra and dick "enhancement" in my mailbox?

Its getting to me.  Its like, I'm pretty confident and everything, but I'll play with any idea that's thust in front of me.  I keep wondering,"Who thinks I have dick problems?  And why?"

Next thing you know, I'll have a big fake spongy dick and moaning how I can't get it hard with the nice blue breathmints that I bought for twenty dollars a pop.


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