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Be Careful How You Hump
2003-02-02 - 6:27 p.m.


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Akin to my disgust with the barbarity of the times, such as having open conversations in mass media about "taking someone out", is the spate of laws and coercion about how people hump.

Think about it.  Sodomy laws.  The catholic church.

All concerned about how yooouuuuu hump.

Someways are good.  But uh-oh, don't you dare hump some other way.

Because that's wrong, and you could go to jail.

What's more, this big invisible guy who lives up in the sky, having absolutely no scarcity or need in his existance, is up there keeping score, and it just pisses him right off when you hump like that, and he will send you to a place of torture when you die. 

As we all know, spirituality and humping are basically the same thing.  According to the pope.  A man who does not hump.  Yet tells everyone else how they should hump.  Or rather, how they shouldn't.

This is just more evidence at the backward, awkward nature of the times in which we now live.


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