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2007-11-16 - 4:06 p.m.
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DEAR MARGO: Before my husband and I married, he was married to another
woman. That marriage lasted just three months, as his ex-wife had an
extramarital affair. The divorce was pretty straightforward, though
messy, and my husband had to remove her from the house because she
refused to leave after the divorce was finalized. That was five years
ago. The ex has since remarried and recently moved into the house next
door to ours! Our house is the one that my husband and his ex shared
while they were married. I don't believe her new husband (who is a
brain surgeon) knows they are living next door to her ex-husband, as I
can't imagine any husband voluntarily agreeing to live next door to his
spouse's ex.
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Why do you think she would purposely move next door to a house that has
such bad memories for her? And why would she risk her new marriage to
move next door to her ex-husband? By the way, the ex has children from
her first marriage who also lived in our house while she was married to
my husband. Do you think she bribed her kids to stay quiet about the
fact that they used to live next door?
--- PERPLEXED IN THE WEST
ARGENTUM SEZ--Ok. Look. I'm just gonna' throw it
out there. Just gonna' throw it out there, you know, just as
a thought, something you might wanna' try...: GROUP SEX.
Yes, this may be the answer to all your problems. Thursday
night you 4 should get together for a big ol- freaky 4-way.
One big old Fuck Fest, get it all out in the open, and deal.
Yeah, she probably still wants to fuck him. Yeah,
he probably still wants to fuck her. Probably will when
you're not around if he can get away with it. Shit, she lives
next door....
And wouldn't you feel better if it was all out in the open?
Sure you feel threatened. Your whole letter was one
big territorial pissing. "our" house? I think its
"his" house, yo.
Besides, its not like they haven't fucked before. And you'll
get in on some hot brain-surgeon action.
Realize your worst fears, face them, and with courage, triumph.
Do it as a one-off to get it all out in the open. And if you
like it, hey, why not stick with it. You thought this up,
anyway. Most people would look at this situation and say,
"Hey, maybe they got a good deal on a HOUSE."
Might as well have some fun on the way. Your paranoia and fears will
only drive him to her bed. Or sofa, or wherever it is they
like to fuck when you're not around.
Uptight scab.
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