Young Hollywood
2007-11-14 - 5:20 p.m.

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Young Hollywood


Have you ever

 stopped to think

 about the sterile existence

of such creatures as  is 'young hollywood?'

Over medicated.  Clean.  

Clean white, chicklet teeth,

the results of many trips to the dentist.

Thier bodies like test-tubes,

for all the latest big-pharma products

pills for the skin,

pills for the mind

to make them compliant,

obedient,

almost servile to their parents

the street drugs

in rebellion,

clashing with their latest tanning oil,

their latest dye job

their latest boob job

or calf implants,

boozing it up, being famous for nothing,

a noxzema ad gone wrong,

pictaresque rebellion,

rebellion of nothing

of the gilded cage.

If they really wanted to rebel,

they'd throw it all away

and become a plumber.

If we've ever been contacted

by aliens, these are it,

and we should run them out of town

with pitchfork and fire.

(and their parents, too)