Scrotal Swear
2007-07-26 - 1:07 p.m.
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scrodum swear
It was time for a serious talk.
I was laying next to Audrey on the couch when it happened. She was sitting upright at the end.
Spreading my legs, I reached for her hand. She seemed...strangely reluctant to give it to me.
"Audrey...Audrey, " I said quietly, seriously, "Give me your hand."
She flinched away in fear and mistrust.
"I have something to tell you." I said.
She hesitatingly gave me her hand.
I gently placed her hand on my sack, and looked her in the eye.
"I swear, on my scrotum, that I like bacon." I said with a quiet and powerful sincerity.
"Its not that I doubted you liked bacon," she said, "I just don't think it would be good with a quesadilla."
Then she scoffed at the solemn ritual of a man swearing by his scrotum.
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