Six-Dollar Man-Whore
2007-07-22 - 11:37 a.m.
before/after
strangely
non-functional guestbook
man-whore
The relevation of the night was that Dan is a six-dollar man-whore.
Of course, we had to know how he he did it.
"I meet these girls off the internet," he begins, "And they say, 'yeah,
sure, why don't you come on over and fuck me?' and I say 'I don't wanna
drive all the way up there.'"
At which point I start to wonder at the raw tonnage Dan deal's with in the bedroom. My guess?
Nothing under the deuce.
"AND YOU MAKE THEM PAY YOU GAS-" I blurted.
"Well, YEAH!" he sqwauked over the juke-box at the Sloppy Fish.
Apparently he closely watched the odometer while on his last trip to go fuck this
girl, and had the distance down exactly. So he estimated the gas
at three to three and a half gallons, rounded up to four, and asked for
mileage from his fuck-buddy.
The best part? The best part is she low-balled him. They negotiated to split the gas bill.
Six dollars.
Of course, rates may change subject to distance.
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