Random is as Random does
2006-04-03 - 19:02
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New ad campaign: Viagra, we cause formidible boners. Zaccarais Moussaoui is an Al-Queda wannabe. From the sounds of it,
they didn't want to have much to do with him. I know if I was to run
a covert operation I wouldn't want someone like him. Too much of a
loose cannon, too much of a dipshit. Have fun, motherfucker. Capote: Great depiction of the writer, SOMBER fuckin' movie. They
could have used some sort of black humor in there, but I understand
why they didn't include it. History of Violence: Graphic sex, graphic violence. Not too deep. Lots of random hallucinations out of the corner of my eye. Thought I
saw a purple monkey in the woods as I drove today, but it was the
reflection of my wristband in the window. That was actually
disappointing. I was hoping for a purple monkey. Where were the 'rainbow parties' when I was in puberty? Where are they now? Co-workers keep dressing my cubie in bizarre shit. I don't mind, I
take it as affection. Right now I have a "3-d" blue dragon that I'm
not really sure where it came from , two paper snowflakes that someone
made, an origami "christmas bat", a leprachaun with a co-worker's face
taped on it, and now a color picture of a coworker with some white
substance on his top lip and the words 'got milk' splayed all over it.
Not sure who put it there. Don't think it matters, although I do
have suspects. At one point I had a daisy chain of a co-workers face taped across my
monitor and garland taped to it. I also have a fortune from a chinese fortune cookie. It says:
Everything will now come your way. Which can only mean one thing:
anal. I'm finally getting some anal. And the plants around here seem to die unless I water them.
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