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Random is as Random does
2006-04-03 - 19:02


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New ad campaign: Viagra, we cause formidible boners.

Zaccarais Moussaoui is an Al-Queda wannabe. From the sounds of it, they didn't want to have much to do with him. I know if I was to run a covert operation I wouldn't want someone like him. Too much of a loose cannon, too much of a dipshit. Have fun, motherfucker.

Capote: Great depiction of the writer, SOMBER fuckin' movie. They could have used some sort of black humor in there, but I understand why they didn't include it.

History of Violence: Graphic sex, graphic violence. Not too deep.

Lots of random hallucinations out of the corner of my eye. Thought I saw a purple monkey in the woods as I drove today, but it was the reflection of my wristband in the window. That was actually disappointing. I was hoping for a purple monkey.

Where were the 'rainbow parties' when I was in puberty? Where are they now?

Co-workers keep dressing my cubie in bizarre shit. I don't mind, I take it as affection. Right now I have a "3-d" blue dragon that I'm not really sure where it came from , two paper snowflakes that someone made, an origami "christmas bat", a leprachaun with a co-worker's face taped on it, and now a color picture of a coworker with some white substance on his top lip and the words 'got milk' splayed all over it. Not sure who put it there. Don't think it matters, although I do have suspects.

At one point I had a daisy chain of a co-workers face taped across my monitor and garland taped to it.

I also have a fortune from a chinese fortune cookie. It says: Everything will now come your way. Which can only mean one thing: anal. I'm finally getting some anal.

And the plants around here seem to die unless I water them.


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