Charles is pedantic and dull.  I often find myself sitting at these meetings thinking things like, "Oh my god, I can't believe we're actually talking about things like this."  Its as if I am wasting my life on the smallest possible minutae.  Who gives a fuck about things like this? 

"And, you know," he droned on,"It wouldn't be a bad idea if we dialed back a bit on the behavior.  The swearing, the joking around, the loudness, the teasing-"

"The nudity." I interjected.

"-The nudity. Thanks, argentum,"  he said.

"Yeah, I didn't like it when arg got naked the other day." my co-worker nate chimed in.

"I was BORED, " I thundered, "and I was HOT."

And that was my contribution to the vapid corporate culture that day.