To:  General population of drivers

From: Argentum

RE:  Calvin 'pissing'

Ok.  I've seen many of your 'Calvin pissing' stickers on many of your cars.  You know who you are.

And I think you're trying to display your displeasure with certain things like, Ford, Chevy, Dodge, Anti-hunters, democrats...etc.

But I want you to consider this:  that sticker is not nearly as eloquent at stating your point as you think it is.  Nobody looks at it as thought provoking, or even gets any sort of laugh at it.  Nobody goes, "Calvin' pissin'! On the democrats!  That's a HOOT!"

No one.

In fact, people look at you and go, "Wow.  Calvin pissin'.  You are such a redneck hick, dude."

And YES this is redundant.  Redneck hick IS redundant.  I realize that.  But the sentiment is there, and you are not doing yourself any favors. 

Your point about anti-hunters is not getting across. 

Your rage is unrealized. Your dream is unfullfilled. 

And you end up looking like a tool.

Please...think about this.