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Fucking Volleyball
2005-08-02 - 12:16 a.m.


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One of the stupidest promotions I encountered happened awhile ago.


With every purchase of Tide brand detergent that day, customers received a free volleyball.  The volleyball had "TIDE" printed all over it.


Presumeably, this was meant to cater to soccer moms, or rather volley-ball moms.  White, suburbanite breeders.  Who would then bring up a team of lithe and agile volleyball stars who would get groped in the backseats of cars after games, and get married to the Dunn boy because, even though he doesn't have a job, he "really understands me."


What...?  Jesus.


Either way, the damn thing has been dormant in my trunk ever since. 


Thanks for the fucking volleyball.


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