Awhile ago, when I lived in Denver, I noticed a similar sign that read "Precious Blood Early Learners", which sounded pretty ghastly at the time, aside from the brainwashing and indoctrination that goes on there at an early age.  Precious what?  Precious fucking BLOOD, motherfucker.  And if you don't like it, you're going to Hell. 

Because we only accept the best at Precious Blood.  Lookit Damien over there.  He can kill you just by looking at you, and never mind the big black dog he always walks around with, its part of his charm.

Hmm.  Anyway.

So this one is purely for scat lovers.  Or scat lovers school.  They call it "WEE WISDOM".

Really.  Let me repeat that:  WEE WISDOM.

So, is this a school where one learns all about the intracacies of pissing?  Are they slinging it around?  And if you have a child, do you really want him or her to learn about 'watersports' at such a tender age?

Fucking churches, man.