At school, we have smart boards, which are computerized display boards linked to a computer.  Whatever is shown on the computer screen is also shown on the smart board like an overhead.

So it wasn't too long before I was perusing my favorite porn website on the smartboard and lecturing the class. The lights were low, like a real lecture.

"Here, we see what we call a 'nice rack'," I said, circling one girls breasts with a laser pointer.  "But here we see no evidence of a toe," I said, circling her genetalia with the laser pointer, "which lowers her rating."

"I GIVE HER A FIVE!" shouted a guy in the back.  The class broke from titters and giggles into full laughter.

"I'd giver her a six."  I responded, then clicked to the next picture.  Sure enough, the site had her rated at a 6.88.

We rated a few more camel toes then took a group test because the tests were left on in the online curriculum. We cheated like motherfuckers.  We cheated as a team, looking up various questions, citing the answers to the room.  The tests in this course are cruelly unfair.

We all took the same test.

Median score on the test was a sixty five.  Barely passing.

Classful of degenerates and retards.  Somehow, I'm head degenerate retard.