Suicidal Cheese
2005-01-16 - 1:53 p.m.
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I opened up the refrigerator. A bag of shredded cheese took a nosedive out of the top shelf of the door.
"AIIIIIEEEE!!" I said, mocking the cheese in falsetto,"I cannot take it anymore!"
As soon as the first cheese smacked down, another followed.
"AIIIIIIEEE!!" I said, mocking the second cheese in falsetto,"I cannot live without you!"
I hate it when my cheese commits suicide like that.
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