Big Black Dildo = High Heel Shoes
2004-12-31 - 2:55 a.m.
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Audrey and I sat watching tv on the couch after sex.
"And what will she buy with the money that she saved on her P and K suit?" the television blurbled as an attractive older woman in a red three piece skirt suit sat and modeled.
"A big black dildo." I said, slouched into the couch, looking straight ahead.
"Shoes," Audrey said, absent-mindedly playing with her hair, "Its just about the same thing."
News to me.
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