Which was, for the record, get caught sucking my professors cock in the parking lot.

She's crazy as bat-shit.  This is not my descriptive phrase, but one of my classmates.  I described him as "mullet-boy" once.  Mullet boy has come around and some of his aggressiveness has left, along with his coiffe.  So its his phrase, yet strangely appropo.

Another girl told me that she got kicked out of class by a professor.  Twice.  This is a forty year old woman.

I dont judge, but at what point are you paying for classes, and then getting kicked out of them. 

Now the head of the cisco curriculum is teaching our class.  He's a really good teacher.  Lectures well, sense of humor.  An odd voice, like someone is stepping on marvin the martian's nuts and making him speak.  No, that's wrong.  Maybe more like after marvin has a whole lotta' really good sex.  The kind of sex that lowers your voice an octave.

And now Im dying to go to class before the final and ask him one question:

"Are oral examinations are being offered this semseter?"

I could make it worse, something like "Are oral skill examinations being offered in lieu of finals this semster?"  but that's too complicated.