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Snippets of a Phone Conversation before/after Snippet of a phone conversation with a friend. Me:"So, did you make her suck your cock on the drive home?" Rob:"No. At her house." Me:"Her house?" Rob: "Yeah." Me:"Uh-oh. Did you tag team her with Chris?" Rob:"Uh...DP'd. Double Penetrated. Like in the porn movies." Me:"Oh. So you were slappin' nutsacks?" Rob: "Yeah. It felt weird." Me: "Were the lights off at least?" Rob: "Oh, definitely. She was sucking my cock, and then she said, 'Rob. Put it in my ass.' So I said, 'What the hell...?'" Me: "Uh-huh. So you could feel stuff...because there's not a lot of room in there..." Rob: "Yeah. I could feel his hairy legs, too. Ech." Me:"Eww. So what did you do?" Rob: "Oh, I came real fast and gout out." Me: "Right. Dude, you're so gay." Rob: "I know."
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