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Britney Spears is a Moron before/after Britney Spears said the other day, "I'm not going to take my clothes off. I'm not a sex kitten or anything." This was after taking her top off for one magazine cover, and taking her bottoms of for another...that same day. Moron. She has no talent, along with the rest of the mickey mouse club. What is it you think you are doing here? None of you write your own songs, think about it for a minute. Her handlers must have a heart attack everytime she talks without a script. She's annoyingly dumb. We've all seen the annoyingly dumb girl at the party. Hot enough to entice, but everytime she opens her mouth, dumber and dumber things come out. And of course she's convinced she's right, for no good reason whatsoever, other than guys have sat around her, agreeing with her, in the vain hopes that she'd deign to sleep with them, to no avail, because she's quietly hoping someone will come along and tell her what to think, and she will love them, because deep down, deep, deep down, she's terribly insecure, and knows in her heart of hearts that her opinions suck and have no base in reality. But all of these guys keep telling her she's right, so... "Wow, she's hot." "Yeah, but she's dumb. Annoyingly dumb." "That's okay, I like dumb girls." "Not dumb like this." "Whatever, dude, you're just trying to keep her for yourself." "Nnno. Go ahead, you'll see what I mean." And then the hapless fool goes and hounds her every step, she feeding in the whole time, sensing the social shunning that has happend due to her voiciferous stupidity, panders to his pandering. And then, when the party winds down, and people are coupling up, and her ride is leaving, he awkwardly makes a fumbling attempt to gather her phone number, which goes awkwardly ignored. And another soul learns that there is no redemption for being annoyingly dumb. Ms Spears, go away. You're fifteen minutes are done. Find some education and cleave to it. Otherwise, just take your clothes off and shut up.
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