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Weird Salutations Spook Argentum Out before/after Walked into St*ples today. Caught a girl with pigtails looking at me. Browsed about, went to the register, where the girl with pigtails was waiting to ring me up. We threw it back n' forth a bit. "I like your hair like that." I said. Which made me feel a little weird, as it sounded as if I knew her regular hair style. Either that, or it made me sound like I'm some sort of a pigtail freak. Which is kinda' true. "Oh, thanks," she giggled, "I just didn't feel like doing it today." Byron said something about the beauty of dishevel. I didn't say shit about Byron to the counter girl at St*ples. "Well, you're definitely making it work for you." "Thanks." she giggled again, made eye contact. I signed my receipt. "Have a good night," she said, batting her eyes at me. "Happy Valentine's Day." I said. I was trying it out as a salutation. Much like, Happy Thanksgiving. Or Merry Christmas. It didn't feel right. Didn't have the correct sound. So I was just the weird one today, walkin' around, spookin' everyone the fuck out.
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