ss1

The Strategy
2001-10-20 - 2:07 a.m.


before/after
strangely non-functional guestbook

I wish McCain would come out and call the rest of his fellow senators wussies.

Have him stride up to the mic, in military camo and helmet, and just say it.

"You fucking wussies," he'd scream, unable to touch the top of his head to fully express his outrage, his face ncrimson with rage, "This is WAR!"

And the complete irony is that all of these guys are totally expendable.� Its written into the constitution.� Every six years we can get a new one.� Even sooner than that if we really want one.

Senators are easy to come by.

And as They are Opening the Second Seal on us, perhaps we all will someday become senators, as the mortality rate for the position climbs to staggering proportions and the death toll mounts from mailed meat disease.

Rich people paying the homless and broke addicts to take their place on Capitol Hill, the vagrants determined to take their chances.

"Not me.� I'll pay the toothless junkie on the corner to go and die for me. "

And so our government and way of life are brought to a murderous halt, capitalism and democracy forever silenced, and the horrible plan of the invaders comes brutally to fruition.

This is their stragegy for ultimate victory.� Bring on the Third Seal.

I am totally rooting for the end of the world.

Don't want to have to see this play again.


a template by wicked design

about comment designer archive archives newest diaryland

tml>