Skullfucking the Homeless
2001-11-07 - 4:40 p.m.

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Skullfucking the homeless.

It used to be a volunteer racket, until the government moved in.

"My fellow Americans, make no mistake, I want these homeless skullfucked expertly. They threaten the liberty of this great nation, and all peoples of the world must take sides."

And so the passage of the Helms Act becme law of the land, and peoples freedoms were restricted for the most dubious of reasons.

No looking at the homeless as they are being skullfucked, and never look a skullfucker in the eye.

The republicans sent up a great hurrah as the wet sounds of hundreds of thousands of erect cocks went to work on the orbital cavity of the skull of hundreds of thousands of the destitute.

Panhandlers were kicked in the street.

"Get the fuck away from me, you. The SFA will have your ass soon."

(The SFA is the Skull Fucking Agency)

And as the gruesome parade moves on, more rights are taken.

"make no mistake, these homeless could be anywhere, and anyone."

The SFA becomes an oppressive organization. A hue and cry goes up over an 84 year old woman who is rudely skullfucked for seemingly no reason, only to die down when suspicious documents are found in her home and produced as admissible evidence under the Amended Helms Act.

It wasn't much to walk to the corner store and see the skullfuckers strutting about, cock-ring and viagra in tow, erect cock hanging out through a leather harness.

The televison programming of the day sublty changes. Shows flood the air sympathetic to the skullfuckers particular life challenges.

"And when Bill would get home at night, he'd be so tired from skullfucking the homeless all day, he'd have nothing left for me!"

"Ever have a sore cock? Been banging it into cranium all day? Try this new medicated rub."

Eventually the government loses control of its Skull Fucking Agency, and packs of wild officers roam the land, indescriminately skullfucking the homeless and the homeowning alike.

People dragged in the street and skullfucked, two eyes at a time, and left there, violated.

But no one really notices, because this is no different from what had been going on anyway.