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Random Porn Related Thoughts before/after Random Thoughts:
Why don't they take these reality shows, the dating shows, and use it to hook up somebody real? Somebody with issues. Problems. Excessive hair, weight...problems. I'd much rather see them hook up Fattee McGee, or someone who really will have a hard time getting a date. Hook 'em up with real people. Some of these women that they chose for these shows...I really...just...don't...believe they have that much trouble finding a date. They can at least sort through the offers, no matter how inane. They get offers. Show me a man or a woman that gets no offers. And give them realistic offers. I would like to watch that. ----------------------------------- And while we're talking reality shows, where are the porn channels, the porn movies? This stuff is MADE for porn. The 'Real World'. Call it 'Porn House'. Show the fucking. Make them get drunk and play 'Truth or Dare'. Something. Anything. I think I missed my calling in life. Porn syndicate, hear my call, I am full of innovative ideas. Giving orders to morons with sex abuse issues. I can DO that. I could be a porn director. If I could live down the guilt. ------------------------------- I want a picture of a clown painted by John Wayne Gacy, but for some reason (money aside), I'd have a hard time giving house room to such a thing. I have a feeling it would radiate pure evil and negativity, and I just don't know if I want to let something like that into my bubble, you know? Or, as kilgore trout would say, 'my bodybag'. And this below does not surprise me. I am not a slut. However, I have been told I should start lying about such things. (I'm not a liar, though)  You are Lust. Every part of you screams "Do me now!" You exude sexuality and while others sometimes view you as a slut, you see yourself as only giving into your base desires. What Emotion Are You? brought to you by Quizilla
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