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On Pain, Celebrities, and the Post-MM Club Crowd before/after So this is fuckin' trash... But I can't help but to turn on the radio, and hear some complete bullshit. What really gets me down is how the post-mickey mouse club crowd croons about pain. And this is saying nothing about how they manage to talk with street urban accents in any interveiw they happen to give. Somehow, someway, they lived the tough life inbetwen Star Search, the Mickey Mouse Club, and having someone write their album for them. Its galling. Pain? Fuck yoooooouuuuuuu. There is more pain and angst on my goddam buddy list for this online diary on any given day than they will know in their entire fuckin' lives. All together, these fake tortured souls of the MM club, they are not worthy to carry my fucking soiled jock. They deserve to be spat upon by lepers for daring to bitch about the lives they've been given. Anally raped by warty cocks. Repeatedly. Then, ironically, they'd have something to write about. At least something to start with, or fall back on, anyway. Which brings me to another point: the celebrity reality shows. I'm all for the employment of these b-list stars, but the shows missed the boat when they eliminate these people from the shows themselves. No, no, Hammer. You aren't just eliminated from the show. You are eliminated. Period. Now if we can get these useless motherfuckers from the MM club on these shows, we might have a chance. Their values are all fucked up and it will disturb the upbringing of the children in my neighborhood. They can never compare their looks with those of the MM club which takes a team of stylists, their talent, which takes an army of "producers", their dance moves, which takes an army of coreographers and coaches, as well as back up singers. Nothing about them is real, yet it is marketed as so. The best way, in fact the only way reasonable, I've ever seen to treat a celebrity comes from a movie, surprisingly, B*ing J*hn M*lkovitch. The scene where Malko is storming along the turnpike, I believe, after C*sak, and a car drives by, shouting "Hey M*lkovitch, think fast!" and whips an empty can at his head. This is how we should treat most, if not all, celebrities. And piss on the MM crowd. But like I said, this is fuckin' trash...there's more important things to think about than this.
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