2002-07-31 - A Really Nice Girl
2002-07-30 - Get Me The Fuck Outta' Here.
2002-07-28 - Inanity
2002-07-25 - Practice Makes Perfect
2002-07-24 - Lectures That Numb The Mind
2002-07-24 - Bad Habits Will Bring You Down
2002-07-24 - Powerlines and Old Friends
2002-07-18 - Avian Issues Plague My Mother
2002-07-16 - Still Crazy After All These Years
2002-07-16 - Like A Good Monkey
2002-07-15 - Stick Those Corn Pops Up Your Ass, Hitler!
2002-07-14 - Puppets And Demogogues
2002-07-14 - Who Needs Sleep?
2002-07-11 - Three Strikes and Birthday Epilogue
2002-07-10 - Birthday Part the One
2002-07-08 - Not A Good Idea
2002-07-07 - The Risks of Campfire Jumping
2002-07-07 - Morbid Insight
2002-07-02 - Old Yellow Diaper Wearer
2002-06-29 - Randomness
2002-06-29 - What the Feck...?
2002-06-28 - And It Doesn't Seem Like So Long Ago...
2002-06-27 - More Family Stuff
2002-06-24 - I've Got Your World Championship Trophies Right Here
2002-06-23 - Girls, Girls Everywhere
2002-06-21 - Cat Porn
2002-06-18 - White Sand Milestones
2002-06-17 - Don't Fuck With The Bishop
2002-06-16 - Happy Day, Father.
2002-06-14 - Startling the Herd
2002-06-14 - Social Experiment
2002-06-12 - Fighting Terrorists
2002-06-12 - Interpersonal Memo's
2002-06-10 - Good Food And Bad Education
2002-06-05 - The Healing Magic Of Blushing Young Girls
2002-06-04 - Killing Time
2002-06-03 - Off, Picker!
2002-06-03 - Wake Me Up, Please
2002-06-02 - Junk Farm
2002-05-30 - Thunderstorms And Dream Houses
2002-05-30 - I Like The Way I Smell
2002-05-28 - Glory Be, The Funk Is Not On Me
2002-05-27 - The Birds: Part 2
2002-05-27 - Tribute To Bill
2002-05-26 - Being Out-Thought By The Birds
2002-05-26 - Cat Abuse
2002-05-26 - And I'm Out!
2002-05-24 - Taste the Smell of Insanity
2002-05-23 - Bird in an Ungilded Cage
2002-05-21 - Why Whip Poor Will
2002-05-21 - Animals and Me
2002-05-21 - Frustrated
2002-05-20 - Heroin and Gay Sex
2002-05-19 - You Will Know Me By My Cynical Smell
2002-05-12 - I Am a Needy Prick
2002-05-01 - I Love You
2002-04-02 - Vanity
2002-04-21 - Zombie Love Hewitt
2002-04-20 - I Love Me Sometimes
2002-04-20 - From Here To Infinity
2002-04-18 - Own Your Sexuality
2002-04-17 - Let The Light Out Into The World From Inside Ourselves
2002-04-16 - Running A Savage Burn On The Local Trash Disposal Baron
2002-04-15 - Government = Legalized Mob Activity
2002-04-14 - Pizza Pie And Sixteen Year Old Girl
2002-04-14 - Job With A Name-Tag Shame
2002-04-12 - Its Good To Be Alive Sometimes
2002-04-12 - A Kiss Before Dying?
2002-04-14 - Charles Neilson Riley and Captain Lou Albano
2002-04-08 - My Grandma
2002-04-07 - Construction Workers Come Cheap
2002-04-05 - Newscast Time Filler
2002-04-04 - Annual Essay On Springtime And Love
2002-04-02 - There Is No "FUN" in Funeral
2002-04-01 - I Have Trouble Explaining Myself Sometimes
2002-03-31 - My Legend Persists
2002-03-29 - Happy Good Fried-day
2002-03-28 - Another Fucking Marriage
2002-03-25 - They Lied To Me At The Salvation Army
2002-03-25 - Gym Flirtations
2002-03-24 - Adventures In The Taco Bell Drive Thru
2002-03-24 - Elephant Scatological Humor
2002-03-24 - Mascot Mysteque
2002-03-24 - Animal Lives
2002-03-24 - Eulogy For The GAP
2002-03-24 - I Never Saw The Last MASH Episode
2002-03-23 - Down With The Bread And The Circuses
2002-03-23 - The Return Of The Stoned Movie Reviews
2002-03-22 - No Spells For Me, Thank You
2002-03-19 - Tea.
2002-03-19 - Podunk Motherfucker
2002-03-19 - Fuck Me In The Goat-Ass
2002-03-18 - Bond With Your Dealer Today
2002-03-17 - What I Would Not Give For A Sane, Reliable Dealer
2002-03-17 - Never Feel Clean Again
2002-03-17 - Grim Memories
2002-03-17 - I Learned Nothing
2002-03-15 - Rattlesnakes, Garages, and Religion
2002-03-15 - American Folk Music
3-15-2002 - Free to be Ridiculous
2002-03-09 - Lecherous and OId
2002-03-09 - Adventure Movies
2002-03-08 - Julius' Mom, and Goodbye
2002-03-06 - Because I Got High
2002-03-05 - Hey, Its 4:20.
2002-03-05 - Plague Era Doctor
2002-03-04 - Outside In
2002-03-02 - Memory Catcher Two Overlay
2002-03-02 - Memory Catcher
2002-03-02 - Insightful Girl, Wasn't She
2002-03-01 - Real Women Rule.
2002-02-26 - Happy Birthday, Man In Black
2002-02-26 - Enron Hearings: Hypocrisy Highlights and Monkey Traps
2002-02-25 - Sandcastles and Clients
2002-02-22 - Pavlovian Pot Tendencies
2002-02-23 - Demons!
2002-02-20 - When The Rain Comes
2002-02-21 - Glutton Bowl
2002-02-20 - Sense of Destiny
2002-02-18 - And...Here Goes Nothing
2002-02-18 - Off My Chest 3
2002-02-18 - Off My Chest 2
2002-02-18 - Off My Chest 1
2002-02-15 - All These Questions For Which I Have No Answers
2002-02-15 - Obligatory Valentine's Day Love Essay
2002-02-14 - Enron, Congress, and the Hen House
2002-02-13 - Valentine's Gifts Of Yore
2002-02-13 - Apparently My Father Is A Poor Misguided Soul
2002-02-12 - More Enron
2002-02-12 - Wanna Buy A Kidney?
2002-02-11 - Serial Killer On Drugs
2002-02-12 - Eye-D
2002-02-11 - Fifteen Thousand Dollar Man
2002-02-10 - Geometric Prognostication
2002-02-08 - Pro-Wrestling
2002-02-08 - AOP's PTM's and Strange Dreams
2002-02-08 - Enron Thoughts
2002-02-07 - Notes From Enron Hearings
2002-02-06 - Family Dinner
2002-02-06 - Chair Tipping pt 2
2002-02-05 - Chair Tipping
2002-02-05 - Specious Jelly
2002-02-03 - Ventures Into E-Commerce
2002-02-02 - Another Epilogue
2002-02-02 - Phil's Hell
2002-02-01 - Side Note: The Bugeler's Fate
2002-02-01 - Leadership Camp
2002-01-31 - So Who Do You Pick This Sunday?
2002-01-31 - Two To Tango
2002-01-31 - Takes A Lot Of Stones To Make A Sidewalk
2002-01-31 - Takes A Lot Of Stones To
2002-01-30 - Ultimatum
2002-01-29 - Infamous Independence Day pt3
2002-01-28 - Infamous Independence Day pt 2
2002-01-27 - Learning About Love
2002-01-26 - Cum-Rag Issues
2002-01-26 - More Complete Honesty Pt 7: Nurses
2002-01-26 - More Complete Honesty Pt 6: Shock
2002-01-26 - More Complete Honesty Pt 5
2002-01-26 - More Complete Honesty PT4
2002-01-26 - More Comeplete Honesty pt3
2002-01-26 - Living with Large 12 Year Olds
2002-01-26 - Complete Honest Coverage
2002-01-24 - Valium and Acid
2002-01-24 - Smoking
2002-01-23 - Reality TV
2002-02-21 - Useless Senses
2002-01-20 - More Midget Clown Visions
2002-01-17 - Rolling In Clover
2002-01-16 - Migraine Consequences
2002-01-15 - The New Moon, Yet Again
2002-01-15 - Networking Class and Mullets
2002-01-14 - I Am An Ingrate
2002-01-14 - So...This Is Normal Life...
2002-01-13 - No Crushes For Me No More
2002-01-13 - No Crushes For Me No More
2002-01-13 - -
2002-01-13 - Cell-U-Licious
2002-01-12 - Jim Henson--Visonary
2002-01-25 - Tylenol PM Hallucinations
2002-01-10 - Bring on the Passions...AHHHhhhhHHH!!!
2002-01-10 - Lull In Between The Storms
2002-01-09 - I hope!
2002-01-04 - Colonoscopies and Nicorette
2002-01-03 - My Parents Are Going Deaf
2002-01-03 - Suffer Religion To Come Unto Me...
2001-12-31 - I Am No Where Near Enlightenment
2001-12-29 - Just A Bad Dream
2001-12-28 - Let Me Take A Nap, For The Love Of God!
2001-12-26 - The Time Is Out Of Joint
2001-12-17 - Road Trip, Anyone?
2001-12-16 - Wonder
2001-12-16 - Tale of the Glass Faces pt 2
2001-12-12 - Hey, Sugar, You're So Fine
2001-12-11 - No Directions For Me, And No Casual Supermarket Flirtations
2001-12-10 - Beaten For Bad Grades
2001-12-09 - Strange Cravings
2001-12-08 - Old Skool
2001-12-07 - Christmas List
2001-12-06 - Crisped Rice Cakes, Anyone?
2001-12-05 - Die. Fucking Die.
2001-12-16 - Tale of the Glass Faces pt 1
2001-12-04 - All The Boogeymen Have Faces
2001-12-02 - The Curse of the Chubbies
2001-11-30 - Resp Ispa Laquotir
2001-11-29 - Mastubatorial Total
2001-11-28 - Parking Prick Paranoia
2001-11-27 - Medical Shows
2001-11-26 - The Paper Tiger Loves You
2001-11-24 - Bedding Plants
2001-11-24 - I Had A Problem, But I Killed It.
2001-11-24 - I Hope The Apocalypse Doesn't Happen When...
2001-11-24 - Huff and Puff
2001-11-24 - So What? Its An Ambulance.
2001-11-23 - I Am A Spolied Bastard This Thanksgiving
2001-11-21 - Any Evil You Like
2001-11-21 - I Have A Bill To Collect
2001-11-20 - Norse Myths
2001-11-20 - The Trouble With Alla You Smart People
2001-11-20 - I Happen To Like My Inner Voice
2001-11-18 - Lotta' Porkers In The Seventh Grade
2001-11-14 - Where Next?
2001-11-12 - Mocking Small Children
2001-11-11 - Deaf Service
2001-11-11 - Found: Inexplicable German Money
2001-11-11 - Karma Exists
2001-11-09 - Human Bic Lighter
2001-11-08 - Idle Minds Are The Devil's TV's
2001-11-07 - Skullfucking the Homeless
2001-11-06 - Up and Apple
2001-11-04 - A Warm Blanket Before Death
2001-10-31 - Mundane Bullshit And Battling With The Dog
2001-10-30 - Fuck License
2001-10-29 - Good Omens
2001-10-29 - The Halloween Party
2001-10-28 - Buying My Costume
2001-10-26 - Listening to a Concert By Proxy
2001-10-25 - Gilded Intentions
2001-10-20 - The Strategy
2001-10-19 - Go Down Swinging
2001-10-18 - One Last, Lost Look
2001-10-17 - Don't Get Left Behind
2001-10-16 - Dumb Like Falwell
2001-10-15 - Space, The Final Frontier
2001-10-15 - Civil Service Jobs Available
2001-10-14 - King Kincaid, the Assman, and His Mutt
2001-10-14 - Death In The Mail
2001-10-13 - Big Black Lurking Son-Of-A-Bitch
2001-10-13 - Just Catching Up
2001-10-09 - The End?
2001-10-05 - Arrrrr.
2001-10-04 - The End Of My Week Pt. 4
2001-10-03 - The End Of My Week pt 3
2001-10-02 - The End Of My Week pt.2
2001-10-01 - The End Of My Week
2001-09-26 - Doesn't Take Much
2001-09-25 - the sexual me part nine
2001-09-24 - the sexual me Part 8
2001-09-22 - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain
2001-09-20 - A Little Less Chaotic
2001-09-19 - the sexual me part 7
2001-09-18 - Big Dumb Black Lab
2001-09-17 - Its Not Called PornStar Head For Nothing
2001-09-17 - I Risk Death
1980-01-02 - Finding The Game
2001-09-16 - Pocket full of Xanax
2001-09-14 - C'mere, Sparky
2001-09-13 - Proud To Be An American
2001-09-13 - We March To The Beat of War Drums
2001-09-13 - Lee Greenwood and Gasoline
2001-09-12 - Feeling Nationalistic
2001-09-12 - Osama My Ass
2001-09-12 - the sexual me pt5
2001-09-12 - the sexual me pt 4
2001-09-11 - So What Happens...?
2001-09-11 - Sure, I'm Down With Armageddon, and I'm Not Going Alone
2001-10-21 - McCartney Show
2001-09-10 - Catch-Up
2001-09-08 - A Classic
2001-09-07 - Its A Beautiful Day
2001-09-06 - Shimmering Trees
2001-09-06 - Towels
2001-09-05 - Validated Cynicism
2001-09-05 - Optimisim vs Cynicism
2001-09-04 - Cheap Trick
2001-09-03 - .
2001-09-01 - Excess
2001-09-02 - I think I saw my cerebellum skitter across the floor over there, by the stereo.
2001-08-31 - Open Invitation
2001-08-31 - B-List Rockstar
2001-08-30 - Michael Jackson
2001-08-30 - Words Of Wisdom For The Day
2001-08-29 - Yet Another Inexplicable Dream
2001-08-28 - Celebrity Fear Factor
2001-08-28 - The Retarded Have Condemned Me To HELL
2001-08-27 - Wretched
2001-08-26 - Do You Read What You Write?
2001-08-25 - A Night With The Guys
2001-08-24 - Time For Haiku
2002-01-19 - MTV and Mickey Rooney
2001-08-23 - The Sexual Me.
2001-08-23 - Unpalatable
2001-08-22 - Juggle My Nutsack On The Bridge Of Your Nose
2001-08-22 - The Call
2001-08-21 - There is no Proof
2001-08-20 - Mawkish Mutt with MPD Meddling with My Macaroni
2001-08-19 - Praise Be To All That Makes Me Hard
2001-08-19 - Went out on Saturday
2001-08-18 - Confessions of a Scapegoat pts:8&9
2001-08-17 - Bulletin For The Present
2001-08-17 - Confessions of a Scapegoat, pts. 6 & 7
2001-08-15 - Confessions of a Scapgoat pt 5
1998-08-15 - Bulletin From The Present
2001-08-14 - Confessions Of A Scapegoat Part Four
2001-10-22 - The Plan
2001-08-13 - Bulletin From the Present
2001-08-13 - Confessions of a Scapegoat pt.2
2001-08-12 - Confessions of a Scapegoat
2001-08-10 - Fuck it, two tears in a bucket
2001-08-14 - Confessions Of A Scapegoat Pt: 3
2001-08-08 - So I'm A Little Slow On The Up-Take
2001-08-07 - Terror.
2001-08-06 - Jesus Was a Hippie
2001-08-06 - The Proch
2001-08-06 - Watching Storms With No One
2001-08-06 - Blowing Off Some Steam
2001-08-05 - Yep. I'm going to hell.
2001-08-23 - sexual me pt2
2001-08-03 - Complacency
2001-08-01 - Pssst-Don't Tell Anyone, I'm a Retard
2001-08-01 - No Anal Probes, Please.
2001-08-01 - Fiction: A Creature of Appettite
2001-10-23 - Airports Suck
2001-07-27 - Ocifer, I Swear She'll Be Eighteen In 56 months
1998-07-26 - My Smelly Friend, John Lennon
2001-07-25 - This Has Got Me Spooked
2001-07-24 - This Is The Face Of Evil
2001-07-24 - My Last Friday.
2001-07-23 - I am a Lost Cause, Or So They Say
2001-07-22 - The Man With The Plan
2001-07-21 - White Rabbit
2001-07-20 - Good Morning, Mickey, why don't you go fuck yourself.
2001-07-19 - Happy Fucking Fri. 13th
2001-07-19 - Somehow I Relate My Car To Feminism
2001-07-18 - Theological Pontification pt. 4
2001-07-18 - Theological Pontification pt. 3
2001-07-18 - Theological Pontification pt. 2
2001-07-18 - Theological Pontification pt.1
2001-07-19 - Tears Never Shed
2001-07-17 - Yet More Inane Internet Tests
2001-07-17 - That's Key
2001-07-17 - The Dark Seemy Underbelly of Addiction
2001-07-16 - Just Win, Baby.
There is no time. - So, In A Nutshell, I'm Fucked
2001-07-14 - Running Like A Motherfucker
2001-07-13 - Death In My Yard
1998-07-11 - The Best Ciggarrette
1998-07-10 - Human Resources Bastards
2001-07-09 - Its My Birthday
1998-07-10 - HR GOONS CAN SUCK IT
2001-07-08 - My Birth Week Celebration part 5
2001-10-24 - Spoon Feeding Dead Babies
2001-07-07 - Notes From Hither and Yon
2001-10-24 - The Dog Clearly Has An Agenda
2001-07-03 - Lots of Work to Do
2001-07-05 - Out the Door I Went
1998-07-02 - More about the Jumping Cliffs.
2001-07-01 - Jumping Cliffs
2001-07-15 - Fuck Normal Life
2001-06-30 - 14 Years of Low-self Esteem and Repressed Aggression
2001-07-04 - Shifts.
2001-06-28 - Bird Mentality
2001-06-28 - Thoughts on Clowns and Midgets
2001-06-28 - More Daily Life
2001-06-27 - More Bullshit
2001-06-25 - Mullet News Flash
2001-06-24 - Lone Wolf Revisited
2001-06-23 - The Truth Wanders From The Lips Of Lost Souls
1998-07-10 - The Call
2001-06-26 - More Stoned Movie Reviews
2001-06-22 - Shake you Groove Thang, Its Friday!
2001-06-21 - Storming The Gates Of Hell
2001-06-21 - Monkey Man Sighting
2001-06-21 - Whole Hearted
2001-06-21 - Its Too Small A World To Have A Bumper Sticker On Your Car
2001-06-20 - Another Stoned Movie Review
2001-06-19 - What's the Answer, Cheif.
2001-06-19 - Fuckers! Fuckers!
2001-06-18 - Girls Gone Wild!
2001-06-17 - Wooo-hoooo.
2001-06-14 - Send Me An Exchange Student, Dammit!
2001-06-13 - Got Milk?
2001-06-12 - This Is My Existance
1904-01-01 - They Called Them Riots
2001-06-10 - Fun Time Had By All
2001-06-09 - I Am Hoping For A Mob Mentality
2001-06-08 - Free
2001-06-07 - Puppies, Cats and Eurppean Dreams
2001-06-06 - Days Going Bye
2001-06-05 - Got My Ghoul On...
2001-06-04 - Sunday Suicide Memorial Sortie
2001-06-04 - Lame Fuckaround
2001-06-04 - Lame Fuckaround
2001-06-03 - Oil up that midget rodeo
2001-06-02 - Id on the run...Id o-on the run...
2001-06-01 - Safeway Strangeness
2001-05-30 - Foreword
2001-05-30 - Let The Games Begin...Again.
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