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Navel Drugs before/after There is a poster in the cafeteria. It reads: If you shoot it, snort it, smoke it, eat it, or rub it in your bellybutton, We won't tolerate it. Which is then followed by a picture of someone's navel. Presumeably a junkie navel. Who has shit that gets you high by rubbing it into your bellybutton, and WHY have they never shared it with me? I admit that when I see that poster, I feel cheated. What the fuck is wrong with me? Don't I look like a guy that you would do navel drugs with? Don't I look like I can afford it? I can afford navel drugs, fucker! I don't have to buy some rich guy's navel lint. I thought I was getting good shit. Apparently not. All this time I could have been sitting around, playing with my navel and getting high.
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