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Casey Anthony, porn before/after I think the best part about dating Casey Anthony is that you'd never have to pay a full 18 years of child support. 2-3 years, MAX. Which is about, what...10,000 dollars? And that ends up being about the same price as one of Eliot Spitzer's hookers for one night. 10,000 dollars. I love how the price of a hooker tells you something about a guy. Too cheap and you're a dirt-bag. Eliot Spitzer prices says to me..."I'm a douchebag with way too much money." 10,000 dollars a night? Really? What the fuck is going on there that's worth 10,000 dollars? I've seen a few things in my day, but...10,000 dollars? I could buy a totally refurbished Buick Elantra for that price. Drive it to work and back every day for three years and not have it break down on me. And doesn't your car always choose to break down in a bad neighborhood? Its as if its plotting against you for all those years of shitty driving...not slowing down on the train-tracks and shit. The car is like, "Hey, this looks like a crack neighborhood...I should die right over there on the street corner with no light next to the group of guys all wearing the same color clothing." Its *never* in the lilly-white neighborhood. Oh fuck no, that Buick Elantra has it IN for you. I also like how there's a sexual equation involved with the Casey Anthony/Ashlee Dupree (Eliot Spitzer's hooker...that was her name, Ashlee Dupree) comparison. Its like (dating Casey Anthony + 2.5 years of child support) = One night with Eliot Spitzer's hooker. Casey Anthony comes out of it like some sort of a bargain. Also, when is she going to pose in "Hustler"? She seems like a "Hustler" girl... Playboy is 'too classy'. Penthouse is just weird anymore. I like it, don't get me wrong. I like fetishes and all that stuff...but I don't think there's a market for the whole "infantcide" fetish. It wouldn't be a smart move on the part of Penthouse ...to go in that direction. "Hustler", sure. "Hustler" takes everyone. They're like the Marines of porn. Playboy, Penthouse...not so much.
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