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Just Sayin'
2007-12-11 - 11:16 a.m.
before/after
strangely
non-functional guestbook
vaginas
I'd also like
to say that
there is no way, and no reasonable reason that I should know
as much
as I do about Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, Britney Spears, and
Christina Aguilera.
The media needs to focus on something
else, and hold itself accountable, instead of being a pandering whore.
There is no accountability in the mainstream media, and it is
entirely
manipulated by our social institutions which are run by the elite.
They
want us to focus on the crotch of these four women, rather than be
critically thinking about our problems, so we can be docile, easily
controlled workers.
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Ive seen all four of their vaginas.
Two words for Paris Hilton: 'meat-curtains'.
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I don't mind meat-curtains.
I speak for most straight guys when I say this: we are just
happy to get it.
Don't worry what your vagina looks like.
Unless it looks like an Arbys roast beef sandwich.
Then you want to use a lot of lube and put a premium on the fellatio
skills.
Just sayin'.
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I shouldn't say that. Some guys are all about the
meat-curtains.
I don't mind, as I've said before. Every vagina is like a
snow-flake, and should be appreciated for its individualtiy.
Unless you have a a michelin-man vagina.
Then you need to lose some vag-weight.
Just sayin'.
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I
shouldn't have said that, either. For every body type,
fetish, or
what-have-you, there is someone out there that thrives on it.
Smelly pussy? Take off the filter on google and
have at it.
There are those that worship such a thing.
Extremely hirstue? Please. There are guys that
freak out for it.
Then
again, if you have disco-bush and you haven't dated in awhile, my
advice is either to go brazillian or have a landing strip before you
bring up the fact that you hate to shave your twat. Don't
lead
with your freakiness. As a good friend once told me after a
girl
farted when I was pulling down her panties, "Jesus, you guys just
started dating. She should stil be trying to convince you
that
she shits ice-cream."
Just sayin'.
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