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Sometimes People Restore My Hope For The Human Race
2007-11-24 - 2:39 a.m.
before/after
strangely
non-functional guestbook
So, I was
perusing bash.org (where people copy chat
logs and post them. Then people read and vote them up or
down. You want your posted chat-log voted up. Simple
concept. )and I found a quote
that reminded me of the tech classes I took.
There were some old(er) guys in there. Gray haired. Whatever.
Their whole plan was to be perpetual students, somehow never
reaching their bachelor's degree. Living on financial aid or
something, afraid of success. Joel and Craig.
Dull guys, who would ramble off on a moment's notice about the most
dull shit you could ever imagine.
And they would just roll unless you got on them. Or, at least
in my class(es), unless I got on them and gave them tons of shit until
they just shut up.
I did it in a sort-of friendly way. Like I said, I tend to
give everyone shit. Its part of what I do.
But they shut up and I didn't have to listen to their bullshit.
Inside I was dying to say or do something like happened in
this chat.
Plus
I love to say and/or do things to/with random people. I tend
to reign that in as much as I can, though. I feel like that habit
could get me into trouble.
(of
note: I loved how this guy lurked, listening to all his dull
shit and
picked his spot to lash out, torching all his credibility in a pyre of
obnoxious)
#99060
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t0rbad> so there i was in this
hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right
And the other
one I found that made me laugh appealed to my sense of pulling random
odd shit to strangers. Not to hurt them or anything, just to
bend the envelope and weird them out. They either get the
joke, or they dont. Its always better to be inside than out.
I've only had cyber-sex once. It was fun. I had
trouble believing it, believing it was real and my partner was
masturbating. I think she was. I have no proof
other than a gamut of phone calls and how those went. Who
knows. I had fun.
Anyway, I like how he lures her in, and then flips to the weird.
Of note in this one is how he re-victimizes the same person,
which to me indicates there is a guy out there who just kind of...does
this. Its his hobby, and he trolls the interweb, looking for
people to weird out.
I also like how he manages to insult her before he turns on her.
No, this is not to be confused with actual pr0n.
It just goes south so fast. Poor girl.
#104383
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bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night
so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful
woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken
of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the
Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is
ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the
lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body
explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield
inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's
evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan
steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your
muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report
your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
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