This man feels the same way, and we have both
chosen to back away from our friendship in order to stay true to our
respective spouses. I have no wish to be unfaithful, so I need some
advice on how to "get over" this guy. We stopped
talking/corresponding months ago, but I still have these feelings.
There probably isn't a quick fix, but since
I married the first and only man I ever fell in love with, I don't
have any experience with this subject. -- R.C.
Dear R.C.
You are in need of a seriously deep
dicking. That will help you forget all about this guy.
Also, your relationship needs some honest
communication.
Your Friend,
--Argentum
p.s. If you're hungry for some
strange cock, have you ever considered a threesome? Think about
it.
DEAR MARGO: My wife and I were married last
June. We have yet to consummate the marriage. She is very reluctant to
have physical contact of any kind with me. This reluctance does not
extend to her three dogs, to whom she is very attentive.
I am a fairly romantic guy, but all my
attempts to connect have been rebuffed. Additionally, we purchased a
house together, but none of my suggestions for decorating are
acceptable to her. Patience is nearing the breaking point.
Suggestions? -- CJB
Have you thought about rape? Take
it. Take the pussy.
Bounce her off all four walls, and then see
what happens.
She'd probably love it. She sounds
like the type.
Or you could try just whipping it out and
jerking it whenever you see her. Chase her around until you're
able to drop a load in her presence, and then declare yourself the
"winner". Stalk her and throw your jism on her when
she least expects it. Continuously shriek "I can smell your
cunt!", until she gets the point.
Seriously, though, that's fucked up.
Failure or unwillingness to consummate a marriage is grounds for an
annulment. And you need to do it. This is a sham, and its
cruel.
And stop being such a bitch, CJB.
Decorate your shit the way you want, and refuse to change it until she
fucks you.
--Argentum