[transcript of two phone calls]
"I miss you,"
"I miss you, too. Next time I see you, I'm gonna' fuck the hell out of you."
"OooOoo. Thats SOOO romantic,"
[pause]
"Next time I see you, I'm going to make love the hell out of you."
"That's...better."
"Next time I see you, I'm going to spank that ass."
"...Okaaay..."
"Next time I see you, I'm going to put it to you."
"...uhmmm..."
"I'm gonna pound ya'."
"Now listen...you started out with one in the right...direction...then all the rest just went downhill."
[crackle of drive through speaker "welcome to McDonald's, how may we help you?"]
"Ok, I gotta go."
"Ok."
"Bye."
"Bye."
[15 minutes later]
"Hello?"
"I want to wrap you in my long arms, like the octopus, and fill you with my inky jet of love."
"Ok."
[end trans.]
