I couldn't believe he did it.  Well, I could.  Its Rob.  A few drinks and he'd hump a fire hydrant. 

He didn't pull out, either. 

Kid came out with a dented forehead.  The doctors were amazed.

(Ok, I can't support that last part.  I can't back that up.  But he did the threeway.  Apparently they started doggy-style, but because of the belly she had to flop on her back.  Too tired, she said.)