It was the 5 cent kind, the dubble bubble kind of gum, wrapped in a blue, red, and yellow wrapper.

I said something like, "Who put these here?", to no answer, seconds before I unwrapped them and deposited them in my mouth.  And as I did it, I thought, "What kind of person am I, that I just eat whatever someone leaves on my desk."

Its like I'm some sort of clam.