"And what will she buy with the money that she saved on her P and K suit?"  the television blurbled as an attractive older woman in a red three piece skirt suit sat and modeled.

"A big black dildo."  I said, slouched into the couch, looking straight ahead.

"Shoes,"  Audrey said, absent-mindedly playing with her hair, "Its just about the same thing."

News to me.